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Post by Lunah on Feb 21, 2010 18:35:48 GMT -5
Here's how you play. Ask a question. Respond with a completely unrelated answer. Continue.
Example response:
Person 1:
Why is a zebra striped?
Person 2: Because kettles can be black.
Why is there an internet?
Person 3: Because spiderwebs are very strong.
How come... etc. etc.
I'll start.
When does the sun set in Australia?
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Post by pyrochan on Feb 21, 2010 18:37:34 GMT -5
Because I am in London.
How much wood can a Woodchuck chuck?
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Post by Lunah on Feb 21, 2010 18:38:44 GMT -5
That depends on whether the mice are eating the mix.
What does this button do?
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Post by zethsaire on Feb 21, 2010 18:44:54 GMT -5
Because porcupines are small.
Why is the sky blue?
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Post by Lunah on Feb 21, 2010 18:48:39 GMT -5
When the big hand eats the little hand.
Where is Russia?
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Post by twilistarr on Feb 21, 2010 18:48:50 GMT -5
Because I am eating cake.
Why isn't my laundry done?
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Post by Lunah on Feb 21, 2010 18:49:25 GMT -5
For the sake of the dogs.
When will it be cold out?
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Post by zethsaire on Feb 21, 2010 18:54:42 GMT -5
Because bats are blind.
What is air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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Post by twilistarr on Feb 21, 2010 18:57:08 GMT -5
It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.
Where is my coffee?
(Love your monty python reference! <3)
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Post by Lunah on Feb 21, 2010 19:00:58 GMT -5
Because tis nobler to be fair.
When will my cat come out of hiding?
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Post by zethsaire on Feb 21, 2010 19:06:00 GMT -5
To soar, like a leaf on the wind.
Will I ever be famous?
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Post by Lunah on Feb 21, 2010 19:09:41 GMT -5
When the cow jumps over the moon!
Forks and spoons - should they be combined in holy matrimony?
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Post by zethsaire on Feb 21, 2010 19:13:01 GMT -5
Only if you turn purple when you hold your breath.
Can pigs fly?
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Post by Lunah on Feb 21, 2010 19:14:07 GMT -5
When gundams prance.
When is it okay to sing arias?
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Post by zethsaire on Feb 21, 2010 19:17:53 GMT -5
Because fire is hot.
Why can't Heavyarms function well in space?
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